View Full Version : ..::Jin's Best Punchlines??::..
JiN Da EmCeE
10-13-2004, 10:15 PM
WHAT ARE JIN'S BEST PUNCHLINES HE EVER USE THROUGH OUT HIS WHOLE FREESTYLING CAREER??
just blaze
10-13-2004, 10:21 PM
yeah, in his battle agains 50 cent he said:
"Yo Yo Jin Da Emcee,
Get Off My Nuts and go pee"
DMarc
10-13-2004, 10:21 PM
There's a lot, but here's one the comes off the top of my head-
"You must be made of latex, the way you stay on my dick." Jin vs. Awar
Ldawg
10-13-2004, 10:26 PM
"he just mad cause my peoples ripped you off $5.00 worth of rice"
GoLdMiNe
10-13-2004, 10:26 PM
there are alot of em... but one of my favs is when he said, "I heard that ur sisters out there, u don't stand a chance with me, after this, she'll break ur branch off the family tree".... oh yea, and another one is, "when it comes down to it, u know that its true, they'll be like 'yo its jin, and who the fuck are you?' "
Khmer Playa
10-13-2004, 10:29 PM
"you like the wizards, even wit a Mike (micaphone) ya still suck" (hood legends)
"I gave my girl sum head eariler toniite, so when i beat you that mean I ATE pussy twice" (battle)
"Look man, you don't want no part of this, your girl's blowin me like old nintendo cartridges." -Almost Famous mixtape (cpu freestyle)
lil_wun
10-13-2004, 10:34 PM
U gon battle me or not? stop wastin my time/Put lipstick on ur forehead and make up ur mind
Summer Mornings
10-13-2004, 10:34 PM
the ever famous "timbs made in china" line
-=SerG=-™
10-13-2004, 10:50 PM
How many times was a thread like this made ?
Can anyone tell me ??
Landy, Klep...LP ?
-beeeezy
Barry
10-13-2004, 10:53 PM
^ i'll tell u 53 times to be exact
Niggorea
10-13-2004, 10:54 PM
^werd up tahts what im sayin
funny thing is, jin da femcee Makes this thread errytime sumthin big happens to jin.
"Damn, how can i put this delicately/ yall some leftovers frontin like a delicacy//"
DAYMN thats raw... hahhahahahaha, and only me (and maybe landy) knows where it's from. mwahahahahaha...
JiN Da EmCeE
10-13-2004, 11:01 PM
^werd up tahts what im sayin
funny thing is, jin da femcee Makes this thread errytime sumthin big happens to jin.
wtf?? quit freeposting...answer the question or get the fuck out of here
Changy6933
10-13-2004, 11:03 PM
You do make threads of this nature a lot...
and it is usually made after announcements or events like the P.R. one
but just to stay on topic...
"I'll take a bite out of yo...wickity wack tale" :D
How many times was a thread like this made ?
Can anyone tell me ??
Landy, Klep...LP ?
-beeeezy
^lol, so true.. but u can never have to much luv fo tha man...
.. and as to this topic, there are just too many.. but the one when he waz battl'in toneoff or sumshit was hot, the 'u must be made of latex the way u stay on my dick' one, man alot of hot battles.
[edit, not vs toneoff.. it was awar.]
-=SerG=-™
10-13-2004, 11:08 PM
"Yo yo..you look like tony the tiger..Im bout to take a bite outta ya wiggidy wack tail"...hahahahahahahaha
CLASSIC.....
"Ayo Sean Nicholas never mess up !"...hahahahahaha
I love it
vietsta*!
10-13-2004, 11:13 PM
"yall gun learn chinese"
Changy6933
10-13-2004, 11:13 PM
sean nicohlas...those were the days
fab42
10-13-2004, 11:14 PM
"Yo I spit bars with ease, Jins the illest shit to come out of China since the Sars disease" over go to sleep
"My rhymes are design to cure the dumb, deaf and blind" over Lil Kims beat
"my man came all the way from compton to see me put you to shame/
he knew who i was cuz game reconized game"
thats the only one i can rember.
"Yo yo..you look like tony the tiger..Im bout to take a bite outta ya wiggidy wack tail"...hahahahahahahaha
CLASSIC.....
"Ayo Sean Nicholas never mess up !"...hahahahahaha
I love it
ahaha :werd:
hahah ...
" i came here for an standing ovation/
all i heard was welcome like my name was mason/"
JiN Da EmCeE
10-13-2004, 11:21 PM
Jin vs. Wreckonize
Yo, I could tell by your face that you nervous, so just leave
Or take some advice from Fabolous and just breathe
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Jin vs. Shells
I'll see you think quick, go 'head finish this line
Jin, I wanna suck your . . .
Came all the way from Compton, to see me put you to shame
And you know he knew who I was, cuz Game recognize game
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1st week: Jin vs Hasan
you got six victories? i wonder if this will hurt
the closest you'll get to 7 is the numba on ya shirt
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2nd week: Jin vs Sterling
you wanna say i'm chinese son? here's a reminda
check your tims they probably say "made in china"
this is 106 and park, i'm a hard act to follow
you a amateur, you go to the apollo
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4th week: Jin vs. Logan
yo, if the rap game is whack, everybody's blamin you
you from brookyln? then biggie mush be ashamed of you
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5th week: Jin vs. Luck Luciano
i'm nice with it when i free, come on, yo check it out
ask your girl, i was doin somethin at her house
matter fact, she had my eggroll and my dumplings in her mouth
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7th week: Jin vs. Sean Nicholas
you aint a regae arist and i aint hatin on you
stop lyin, mrs. cleo is more jamaican than you
my pants are new, my sweater is new
don't be mad at chinese kid dressed better than you
and don't make me start rappin in chinese on the microphone
"nei fan oak kay lah" that means take your sorry butt home!
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ImKnOwNaStHaMiC
10-13-2004, 11:59 PM
^ LMAO
Ive seen better punchlines at tha prom watiing fer drinks
Many freestyles that line is on hella
cHiNo8
10-14-2004, 12:07 AM
I took ya audio and did a NEAT TEST/
Edited out tha wack parts, and guess what? There nothang but tha BEAT LEFT!/
that timbs line "MADE IN CHINA"
Im chinese now ya UNDERSTAND IT/
Im da reason y his lil sistas eyes r SLANTED/
that SARS line in go to sleep freestyle
aZnBlaDe
10-14-2004, 12:35 AM
the ever famous "timbs made in china" line
Hell yeah!
lol
" im going to miami going to the fair/
to see my cinderrealla waiting at the fair"
^^ :D
expecaiily awesome with the dance
Professio
10-14-2004, 01:05 AM
^its
"im going to miami, im going to the fair
to see a senorita, with flowers in her hair"
and HE BIT THAT FROM METHOD MAN YOU JACKASS!!!
DMarc
10-14-2004, 01:14 AM
" im going to miami going to the fair/
to see my cinderrealla waiting at the fair"
^^ :D
expecaiily awesome with the dance
^its
"im going to miami, im going to the fair
to see a senorita, with flowers in her hair"
and HE BIT THAT FROM METHOD MAN YOU JACKASS!!!
AHAHAHAHA!ROFL!
And Canadians complain when I call them stupid... That post is a PERFECT example- not only are they stupid, but they don't understand English either! OMG... the song IS called "SENIORITA" not "CINDERELLA"!
Hehe, I guess it's somewhat understandable, since Canada probably doesn't have as many Latinos as the US does.
:greenfuck
Professio
10-14-2004, 01:25 AM
im in Toronto..and i got the right version....so im straight :) ....
Method Man still said it first
"im going to the country, im going to the fair
so see a senorita, with flowers in her hair"
DMarc dont hate on canadians..
just cause we're better than you
DMarc
10-14-2004, 01:37 AM
O please... we're not the country that names ham bacon.
DMarc
10-14-2004, 01:39 AM
im in Toronto..and i got the right version....so im straight :) ....
Method Man still said it first
"im going to the country, im going to the fair
so see a senorita, with flowers in her hair"
Fine, fine... I take it back... Not all Canadians are braindead. :reddy:
Jiize
10-14-2004, 01:46 AM
my name is Jin //
i have no twin //
if us Canadians are soo stupid and your THAT educated maybe you know what this means... what you've just said is rather invalid. You've just made a hasty generalization! So next time don't assume things before you go off calling people names!
AHAHAHAHA!ROFL!
And Canadians complain when I call them stupid... That post is a PERFECT example- not only are they stupid, but they don't understand English either! OMG... the song IS called "SENIORITA" not "CINDERELLA"!
Hehe, I guess it's somewhat understandable, since Canada probably doesn't have as many Latinos as the US does.
:greenfuck
oOhiOo
10-14-2004, 12:09 PM
im in Toronto..and i got the right version....so im straight :) ....
Method Man still said it first
"im going to the country, im going to the fair
so see a senorita, with flowers in her hair"
You want a trophy for telling us that?who gives a fuck. It wasn't even part of Method Man's chorus, It's just part of his verses. Many rappers uses each others lines.
And if you want to correct somebody, it goes..
"I’m goin’ to the country, I’m goin’ to the fair
To see THE senorita, with flowers in her hair" Oh man you forgot "THE" lol aint a big deal.
DMarc
10-14-2004, 01:01 PM
if us Canadians are soo stupid and your THAT educated maybe you know what this means... what you've just said is rather invalid. You've just made a hasty generalization! So next time don't assume things before you go off calling people names!
Uhh... ok...
"if us Canadians are soo stupid and your THAT educated maybe you know what this means..."
Do you mean "If we Canadians are so stupid and you're THAT educated, maybe you know what this means?" Sorry, I don't speak bastardized English.
well surely you understand it well enough to be correcting me!
and lets not even begin with "bastardized English" wtf is that?
how about we speak PROPER English,
and I'll begin by NOT speaking to YOU!
enough said, what a waste of time, trying to put some sense into you…
on another note. lets stick to the topic... JIN! other than that, save it...i don’t wonna hear it!
Uhh... ok...
"if us Canadians are soo stupid and your THAT educated maybe you know what this means..."
Do you mean "If we Canadians are so stupid and you're THAT educated, maybe you know what this means?" Sorry, I don't speak bastardized English.
DMarc
10-14-2004, 01:46 PM
^^
I'd agree with you, but your words didn't make any sense in the first place. What did you mean anyways? What did I say that was invalid?
I acknowledged that not all Canadians are morons, but then you bring it back up again. Jebus, are you on your period or something?
okay... lets not start some gay online fight.
all i was doing was defending us Canadians because you specifically said we are all STUPID! what was invalid, was that u made a judgement based on one person's post on this forum. which in turn is a hasty generalization. lol...ur basing on too small a sample to make the statement valid. get it...
lol i know what this is funny. i knew taking a logic class would get me into situations like this... lol..
nevermind me... :)
no no im not on my rag..im as normal as i can be at the moment.
oh BTW.... jin is great! lol...
^^
I'd agree with you, but your words didn't make any sense in the first place. What did you mean anyways? What did I say that was invalid?
I acknowledged that not all Canadians are morons, but then you bring it back up again. Jebus, are you on your period or something?
JiN Da EmCeE
10-14-2004, 03:20 PM
damn this thread is just becoming a freeposting heaven its the next jin's lips
e\/eO
10-14-2004, 07:21 PM
boy if i was Canadian i would not be proud of it u have a flag with a fuckin leef but i must admit the best thing that came out of canada is melyssa ford and to stay on the thread
"i get girls who u trynna diss man this guy masterbates so much he had to rock a ris ban"
"i go on the internet to cheak my hotmail and u be on the internet look for hot mails"
boy if i was Canadian i would not be proud of it u have a flag with a fuckin leef but i must admit the best thing that came out of canada is melyssa ford and to stay on the thread
leef.....wow
Bill Be iLL
10-14-2004, 10:26 PM
5th week: Jin vs. Luck Luciano
i'm nice with it when i free, come on, yo check it out
ask your girl, i was doin somethin at her house
matter fact, she had my eggroll and my dumplings in her mouth
this kid dumpin the dumplins
KLEP ONE
10-20-2004, 05:50 AM
LOL@ ARGUING ABOUT THE SENORITA HOOK...THATS FROM A CHILDRENS NURSERY RHYME NEITHER METHOD MAN NOR JIN MADE THAT UP...
THE NURSERY RHYME GOES LIKE THIS:
Were going to the circus were going to the fair
to see the senorita with flowers in her hair,
oh shake it señorita shake it all you can,
so all the boys around your block can see your underpants,
oh rub it to the bottom rub to the top
and turn around and turn around until you make a stop!
:boo:
JiN Da EmCeE
10-20-2004, 10:23 AM
^ hahah
daboywonder
10-20-2004, 01:04 PM
LOL@ ARGUING ABOUT THE SENORITA HOOK...THATS FROM A CHILDRENS NURSERY RHYME NEITHER METHOD MAN NOR JIN MADE THAT UP...
THE NURSERY RHYME GOES LIKE THIS:
Were going to the circus were going to the fair
to see the senorita with flowers in her hair,
oh shake it señorita shake it all you can,
so all the boys around your block can see your underpants,
oh rub it to the bottom rub to the top
and turn around and turn around until you make a stop!
:boo:
wow what type of porno nursery rhyme are we teaching our kids nowadays???
atsushi
10-20-2004, 02:24 PM
you wanna say i'm chinese son? here's a reminda
check your tims they probably say "made in china"
fo sho
z_life
10-20-2004, 05:22 PM
you might have won the battle but u lost ur pride//they gave him a roc-a-wear jacket n tossed him aside
...i'm on your tv screen// most famous yellow kid since bart simpson.
Poony
01-18-2005, 02:33 AM
rofl!! Cinderella?! hahahahahahahaha!!!
What nursery rhyme was it??
hahahaha funny thread.. what r all of u tryna prove?? sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Slash
01-18-2005, 09:41 PM
I get girls... who you trying to diss man...
He masturbate so much he had to rock a wristband.
asndragonboii
01-18-2005, 09:51 PM
rofl!! Cinderella?! hahahahahahahaha!!!
What nursery rhyme was it??
WTF why did you bring back a 3 month old thread?!
lammy
01-19-2005, 05:05 PM
" im going to miami going to the fair/
to see my cinderrealla waiting at the fair"
^^ :D
expecaiily awesome with the dance
LMAO cinderrella i thought u made it up!
brassmunk
01-19-2005, 09:38 PM
lmao, for a minute there i thoight jin da emcee was back and unbannned
whoops i made a spelling mistake ......
TrG_$ouljah
01-19-2005, 10:21 PM
u gots 2 admit dat some of those were probably written Im not sayin dat datz wrong er anythin i mean all rappers do it. :wink:
vietsta*!
01-19-2005, 10:39 PM
HAHA i thought jin da femceee was bacckkk
Peter
01-20-2005, 12:21 AM
toronto girls suck good.......................... 8======D
Poony
01-20-2005, 02:08 AM
WTF why did you bring back a 3 month old thread?!
...yeh, i havent been a member for more than 3 months...so that looked pretty funny...is that a problem? :?
Chosun
01-20-2005, 03:14 AM
leef.....wow
hahah i was about to say the same thing..
Hum Yai
01-20-2005, 03:24 AM
you wanna say i'm chinese son? here's a reminda
check your tims they probably say "made in china"
fo sho
that line was aight
Jiize
01-20-2005, 04:37 AM
My personal favorite...
"this is what happens when you mix Jin with Hennessey...
50% is liquer and 50% is me...
after that i be blowin' the trees...
because weed and alcohol go together like macaroni & cheese..."
(off "Gimmick")
desolation
11-30-2005, 05:52 PM
'hey yo, im like the sun
u no i gotta shine
i had his ass shook
and i aint even have to rhyme'
'when it cums to spittin
u no i am legit
hey yo this year ima get rich
its the year of the dragon no the year of the bitch'
both against prof. green, dont no when r where
shape
11-30-2005, 07:09 PM
'' yo saint you a youngyin you better watch your mouth. I wasnt hear last night cuz i was at his girls house.//
billw84x
12-01-2005, 05:17 AM
"yo check it im ill when i spit.
u aint legit
who u tryin to come at me
u aint mc hammer"
actually i think it was ROC, not sure
menkki
12-01-2005, 02:42 PM
^what? minority squad did that, i think? anywyas, best lines probably are:
reminda, china line _&_ jin i wanna suck ur ....?
grobar
12-01-2005, 08:37 PM
"yo, if the rap game is whack, everybody's blamin you
you from brookyln? then biggie must be ashamed of you "
Every battle rapper wished he said this one: this was knock out in bar one :ppp!
Then, the best reply of all times:
you aint a regae artist and i aint hatin on you
stop lyin, mrs. cleo is more jamaican than you
Ding ding ding somebody throw the towel in the ring please !
v13t_Pr1d3
12-01-2005, 11:00 PM
i like 'ayo i be analysin his ryhmes, he sed words connect words connects 6 times'
made verse luk like a clown
sbrander
12-02-2005, 04:19 AM
"You don't even like football, thats a myth like unicorns
He jus likes seein grown men in tight uniforms"
hahah
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